EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK (1972)

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Eden najbolj smešnih in originalnih filmov vseh časov. Dvorski norček (Woody Allen), ki pri vraču nabavi afrodiziak in zapelje kraljico (Lynn Redgrave). Zdravnik (Gene Wilder), ki se zaljubi v ovco. Vzoren zakonski mož (Lou Jacobi), ki se oblači v ženska oblačila. Kviz, kjer tekmovalci uganjujejo perverzije gostov. Italijan (Woody Allen), ki svoji ženi (Louise Lasser) ne more pričarati orgazma. Študent medicine (Woody Allen) na obisku pri zloglasnem doktorju Bernardu (John Carradine). Človeški organizem med seksom in ejakulacijo. Sedem nepozabnih, noro zabavnih, domiselnih, inteligentnih, kultnih in edinstvenih zgodbic izpod peresa Woodyja Allena, ki v zadnji zgodbi igra semenčico in rukne monolog: »I’m not getting shot out of that thing. What if he’s masturbating? I’m liable to end up on the ceiling.« 

Prvovrstna komedija in divja parodija, ki vam o seksu pove vse tisto, kar ste želeli vedeti pa niste imeli koga vprašati. Orjaška ziza, ki ubija s špricanjem mleka, in študent Victor Shakapopulis, avtor knjige: »Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.« Norčevanje iz Hamleta in stavek: »My father! You who died in childbirth!« Dvorski norček, ki na kraljičin ukaz: »Kiss me quick,« odvrne: »Where is your quick.« In doda: »Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we’ll all be painting.« Pa nori doktor Bernardo, reciklaža doktorja Frankensteinea, ki razloži: »Mad? That’s what they called me at Masters and Johnson for creating a 400-foot diaphragm. Contraception for the entire nation at once.« In pojasni: »Here I’m studying premature ejaculation in a hippopotamus. Here I’m forcing a man to have intercourse with a large rye bread. They’re getting on famously! Here I’m going to take the brain of a lesbian and put it into the body of a man who works for the telephone company.« Pa Victor Shakapopulis, ki se pohvali, da je zmeril zvok, ki ga ustvari penis v erekciji. In odgovor doktorja Bernarda, da lahko tudi moški doseže klitorisni orgazem. Pa Gene Wilder, ki znori za ovco, ji obleče spodnje hlačke ter podvezice in ženi doma zanika vonj po jagnjetini. Pa veliki zaključek, ko semenčice skačejo v vagino in ko človeški organizem vodi spretna skupina ljudi v notranjosti možganov, jajc, želodca in penisa. Pa »slaba vest«, ki jo ujamejo pri delu, ko želi preprečiti erekcijo.

Večna komedija, ki se ji približajo le Love and Death, Sleeper in Zelig, najboljši filmi Woodyja Allena, ki se je potem žal zresnil in spremenil v dolgočasnega nevrotika. Čeprav se po opisanem morda dozdeva, da gre le za poceni štose, temu še zdaleč ni tako, saj Woody Allen vse tematike obdela zelo globoko in nam pokaže, da se večkrat močno motimo, ko koga označimo za perverzneža, transvestita in še kaj. Prav to več kot odlično pokaže skeč s kvizom, kjer Allen vrhunsko ponazori kako napačno gledamo na malce bolj drzne spolne prakse in pri prikazu nekega zakonskega para, ki ga vzburja oponašanje psa, seveda odide v ekstrem. Samo zato, da nam pokaže, kaj je v resnici perverzno. Zelo dobra je tudi zgodbica možakarja, ki se na skrivaj oblači v ženina oblačila. Ker gre za povsem simpatičnega zakonskega moža, ki se pač tu in tam rad našemi, nam skuša Allen razložiti, da tudi na transvestite večkrat gledamo povsem napačno. Nič manj prepričljiva in poučna pa ni tudi zgodbica frigidne ženske, ki nikakor ne more doživeti orgazma. Pa četudi se njen mož na vse pretege trudi vznemirjati prav vse njene erogene cone. Finta je seveda v tem, da nista spontana in da se on preveč ravna po knjigah in nasvetih svojih prijateljev in erotične literature. Ko pogrunta, da jo vzburja seks na javnih mestih, pa so orgazmi seveda glasnejši kot kdajkoli. Samo Woody Allen zna tako resne teme povedati na tako nor način, v filmu za vedno, v komediji, ki se ji lahko smejim vsak dan znova.

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